first of all, i would like to dedicate the background music (jonny rzeznik - im still here) to jon li for all those fun times we had during summer. every time this song would play on the radio, he would try to put the moves on me...haha no wonder all the girls just walk away from him.
did anyone else notice the Simpsons clouds yesterday?
bah the past two weeks have been hell. it was amazing to let loose last night--the last samurai was amazing. theres so much going on...but i dont really feel like writing about it.
instead i present to you my stupidities, yeah so go ahead and laugh it up.
my mom loves to tell me stories about my childhood, or more like she likes to make fun of me for what she did to me. her favorite, and most embarrassing, story--she tells this to EVERYONE--is how she used to dress me up like a little girl when i was little. while she was pregnant my mom was hoping for a baby girl, so she decided perhaps if she bought a huge wardrobe of dresses that i would be a girl. well to my moms utter disappointment i turned out to be a boy. but that didnt deter my mom, she decided to make use of all those dresses. so for the first year of my life i was a girl. everybody in our old apartment complex would come up and would be like "awww what a cute baby girl....blah blah" ahhh! i cant believe my mom did that to me!
and then there were those times when i would smack my brother and quickly retreat into my room. he would come rushing upstairs to get his revenge, and just when he was about to hit me back i would quickly be like "im sorry sorry sorry! please dont hurt me" well he just couldnt do it. hahaha i had him in my grasp...until my mom figured out what i was doing. lets just say my brother got his revenge and them some...
two summers ago, when we went to india we bought these bb guns. one day i was extremely bored and wanted to play with my brother, but he was just ignoring me. so i took the bb gun and cocked it (with no bullet) and shot it into his ear. well see...that doesnt hurt at all--its just a burst of air--but it pissed him off. he chased after me, until he pinned me down and instead of him beating me up I made a deal with him. i was like "if i do the same thing to myself, then we’ll be even." so i cocked the gun--little did i know that i accidentally loaded the clip--and aimed the gun towards my ear. BANG. the next ten minutes were the most painful ten mins of my life.
alright im off to enjoy my friday...
oh btw... Z does it really take that much energy to say hi to me?! pssh... hahahaha you fell off the treadmil! what a loser  |